Blackshaw Arts Hour – Episode 74

Ellie, Matt and Vikki are in the studio for the first time in 2018!

• Matt reviews Pitch Perfect 3
• Strat & Alex do Art – Limericks (oh dear…) – tweet us your limerick and we’ll RT our faves
• We talk about Timeout’s ’18 shows to see in 2018′
• Wandsworth Arts Fringe 2018 is open to applicants until 2nd Feb – get involved!
• Merely Roleplayers is half way through Season 2 – catch up with the hijinks.

 

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Limericks by Strat

While listening to the show yesterday,
They reviewed Fifty Shades of Grey.
Matt didn’t find it a thriller.
He found it rather vanilla.
Which I didn’t expect him to say.

We thought we’d do something real smart,
A high-brow, intelligent part.
We wanted a section,
That was utter perfection.
But we got Strat and Alex do Art.

When Matt’s recording, sat on his tushy,
There’s something you can’t, but he can see.
If you hear him mutter,
Or stumble or stutter,
He’s distracted by Ellie’s pussy.

 

Limbericks by Alex

Two jokers attempting to art

Its hard to tell them apart

Laughing and playing

Don’t know what they’re saying,

I’m just glad I’ve not used the word fart

The Matt Boothman film review

Fancy a listen? Pull up a pew.

This man knows words in a way thats absurd

So much its hard to eschew

Working alongside a cat

Can be hard, there’s fairness in that.

This fluffy ball of fur does more than just purr,

She also eats loudly, the twat.

I’m not an old man from Kent

My nose isn’t terribly bent

These Stereotypes are silly and shite

And not at all what is meant

Tentatively approaching a task

Trying not to get caught up too fast

Being tactful and deft wanting emotional heft

But knowing its already been done in the past

Related Links

Pitch Perfect 3 – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4765284/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Limerick – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

18 shows in 2018 – https://www.timeout.com/london/theatre/london-theatre-shows-not-to-miss-in-2018

WAF 2018 – http://www.wandsworthfringe.com/get-involved/take-part-in-waf

Merely Roleplayers – https://merelyroleplayers.podbean.com/